Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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