hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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