New invention idea: vibrating tampons
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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