The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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