I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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