you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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