Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
We smell like vodka and hangover
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