Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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