Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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