She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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