Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I think a kid would responsible me up
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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