is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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