Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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