I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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