week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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