We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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