This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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