Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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