You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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