Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Be still, my beating vagina.
This baby is an asshole
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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