Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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