I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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