clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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