The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You can't special order awesome
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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