Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Never underestimate the power of titties
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