I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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