the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
