I'm drive I can fine osifer
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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