I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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