that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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