your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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