I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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