U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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