I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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