idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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