I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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