To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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