fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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