Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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