Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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