Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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