There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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