kristin has been a bad kristin
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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