is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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