Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
His nipple licking is glorious
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