Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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