Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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