I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
organizing the empties. That sober.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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