What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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