your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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