You don't have asthma, your pregnant
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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