Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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