batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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