The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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